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the mauling mule

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Hello, Hello, Hello:

With two weeks until the big game,there's still time to sign up for this extravaglanza, which promises to be wet, wild and quite possibly vile.

I've heard a great deal of rumor and innuendo regarding possible attendees, and while I love innuendo as much as the next guy -- probably more -- I need some confirmations. So please let me know if you're going to make it.

Several former greats have made plans to attend, inlcuding the Grappling Goy, the Sensitive Snake, Nevada Nina, The Web-Slinging and Surfing Seide-Man, Great Grandson of Fatschtick Baboon, Bucky Benjamin, Stu-Pid, Mark Lewis Brecker, Esq. and of course Robert Orbit.

These pigskin greats promise to punt, pass,kick and scream their way through a game that could include such plays as the bunklinebacker bash, the A-Field Goal, the rec haul, the flop, the flea, lice and booger flicker, the stink bomb, the sweep, the stack, the outside clothesline, the rush, the towel snap, the aiken run, the kick-and-jerk off, the intramural-ception, the crouton option, the raku kill-n, the silk screen, the campfire clip, the H-deck, the circle jerk, and the extra Point.

Nevada Nina has set the odds of a Green victory as just slightly higher than Green Party candidate Ralph Nader's chances of becoming president.

So come one, come all, but don't come early to Prospect Park in Brooklyn, USA, 9th Street and Prospect Park West, 12:30 pm Sunday, November 26.

email <A HREF="mailto:maulmule@aol.com">maulmule@aol.com</A> to confirm your attendance and get directions.

I remain,

The Mauling Mule, Minister of Protocol and Waterfront Pissboy (albeit in a Socialist worker's paradise created by the Great Leader, Brother Stoddard EA Sennott)

maulmule@aol.com
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