(I never won a sing in my 6 years. Here are my notes, too)
GREEN TEAM COMIC
by Josh Taub
(Tune: Copa Cabanna)
We are the green team - We used to win sings
But that was twenty years ago - Back when camp had Mo Bubrow
But dear old judges - Let our bunk I swim <pause>
Losings kinds tough - But 8 years is pretty rough
So come hear our song and even sing along
If we lose we'll have to Zorch you so don't score us wrong!
At Camp Alton we have a good time <pause>
The hottest spot north of South Brookline
At Camp Alton where the sun shines
Pete's head is ferny and Lou needs a gerny
At Camp Alton (Don't get points off)
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His name is Fisher - He wears a speedo
Ya know he dances all around - While his butt drags on the ground
But when its over - He wants to rover <pause>
In the rush he has no chance - So we'll make him do his dance
In hoops he has no flight - 'Cause of his cellulite
Even though he's on a diet he just ain't to light
At Camp Alton we have a good time <pause>
The hottest spot north of South Brookline
At Camp Alton where the sun shines
Laura came back and Ken Yoffe's a quack
At Camp Alton
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His nake is Kasher - Verbal disaster
And when he opens his mouth - People try to help him out
And then there's Sybo - From Colorado <pause>
His cripsy oysters were a treat
How could we know they were Bull meat
He has a friend Rob Stone - Who's nutty on the phone
Inflicting pain upon his campers makes him widely known!
At Camp Alton we have a good time <pause>
The hottest spot north of South Brookline
At Camp Alton where the sun shines
Goober is crazy and Dusty is lazy
At Camp Alton
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To our friend Mital - Showers are Vital (Chaaaa!!!)
Come on Steve go for a dunk - 'Cause you smell just like a skunk
And how 'bout Kovick - can't catch a football <pause>
Don't worry Jeff that is Okay - but thank God you're just a gray
So judges now we're done - we hope you've had some fun
We'll shower you with lots of money once the green's have won!
At Camp Alton - we have a great time <pause>
The hottest spot north of South Brookline
At Camp Alton - where the sun shines
Kappy's a mall rat and Danny is still fat
at Camp Alton
whew!
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