Dear Joel,
I clicked onto your e-mail icon [as your message needed no response and this salutation is hardly of great public interest]. My message [the following] was soon returned indicating a problem [with your computer?]. So, let me [publicly] inform you of this and share the message [with this preamble serving to explain why the message contains some self-contradictory aspects]:
"Always glad to hear form you, be it directly or indirectly, and hope you and yours are well.
By the way, as the year was 1978 and I was experiencing a [voluntary?] "self"-exile, that could not have been the one match when I was the referee. Nonetheless, as such a myth is quite benign, there is no need for it to be publicly clarified.
However, you're right on the "mark" as to Boone's Farm. But be aware that my jurisdiction ends at the border of the grape, apple being just FINE [be it Steve or Bobby].
Well, before I go on and on like Megillah Gorilla [and notwithstanding that I already have], let me sign off and wish you and your family a happy, successful and [most important] healthy year. [If you have your health, you have everything; otherwise you ain't got nothing!]
L'shanah tovah t'katavu,
Uncle Moish
mark@lgpltd.com