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Potential Alton wrestling scandal uncovered!! Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 9:35 pm

by Gary Scharoff
I can't say why just yet but I need to know if anyone out there knows the year that John Revolta and Disco Schmuck wrestled Waylan Wall and Cess Pool Waters...I have come across some very incriminating information that could blow the lid off this title bout...but I need to do some additional research and the year of the match would help greatly!

Thanks in advance!!!

Gary



gms@pipeline.com

Re: Potential Alton wrestling scandal uncovered!!

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:18 am
by Uncle Neil
The year was 1978....the same night that Paul Harvey Bond donated his ankle to the cause. There is no scandal...there was no scandal. I am now making my living wrestling in Brooklyn, NY and Ravolta still lives in exile in Dover, NH. All further inquiries can be directed to my attorney the (sometimes) Honorable Pitz Schvitz, esq., Asmara, Eritrea.



neilbrier@yahoo.com

Re: Potential Alton wrestling scandal uncovered!!

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:29 am
by Gary Scharoff
Then why in a pile of documents that were sent to me is a script for that said match with the winner already determined????

Scandal??? I think so! <IMG SRC="http://www.campalton.com/smilies/smile.gif" BORDER=0 ALT=":)">



gms@pipeline.com

Re: Potential Alton wrestling scandal uncovered!!

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:46 am
by Uncle Neil
Once again the press takes a story and twists it. What you undoubtedly have is a summary of the match. As a Comissioner, it was one of my duties to keep scandal up in the office where it belonged. Thus each match was fully documented as it happened so it could later be reviewed second by second. We have nothing to hide...ask my attorney!



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Alleged counsel

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:07 pm
by Clint Orris
I believe your alleged counsel was the referee and therefore an essential fact witness who will undoubtedly be disqualified. I suggest you seek other counsel- and this time try hiring one who doesn't work for Boone's Apple Wine.



clint@comcast.com

Re: Alleged counsel

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 11:47 am
by Uncle Markie
Dear Joel,

I clicked onto your e-mail icon [as your message needed no response and this salutation is hardly of great public interest]. My message [the following] was soon returned indicating a problem [with your computer?]. So, let me [publicly] inform you of this and share the message [with this preamble serving to explain why the message contains some self-contradictory aspects]:

"Always glad to hear form you, be it directly or indirectly, and hope you and yours are well.

By the way, as the year was 1978 and I was experiencing a [voluntary?] "self"-exile, that could not have been the one match when I was the referee. Nonetheless, as such a myth is quite benign, there is no need for it to be publicly clarified.

However, you're right on the "mark" as to Boone's Farm. But be aware that my jurisdiction ends at the border of the grape, apple being just FINE [be it Steve or Bobby].

Well, before I go on and on like Megillah Gorilla [and notwithstanding that I already have], let me sign off and wish you and your family a happy, successful and [most important] healthy year. [If you have your health, you have everything; otherwise you ain't got nothing!]

L'shanah tovah t'katavu,

Uncle Moish



mark@lgpltd.com

Re: Alleged counsel

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 1:14 pm
by Joel Orris
Uncle Markie,

Once again my name is being used in vain by one large attorney from Mass. who does not have the BALLS (although he is affectionately named DOGGIE BALLS) to come forward himself. Was that Exile #1 or #2 ? (as Paule' puts it) By the way are you on the Boone's Farm e-mail list? Happy new Year to your family as well.



jasperl@att.net